Available
FREE
$0right now
Run the public website scan and see what APESHITE actually finds.
- Public website scan
- 100-point health score
- Security + SEO checks
- Performance + accessibility signals
- Shareable report
- No credit card
The reality check before production
APESHITE
Your AI built it. APESHITE tells you what the AI fucked up.
Scan a public website or a public GitHub repository. APESHITE checks security signals, SEO/AEO/GEO foundations, performance, accessibility, project hygiene and production-readiness signals — then turns the evidence into a prioritized report.
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Live site scan
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Code + repo scan
03
SEO / AEO / GEO
04
Prioritized fix roadmap
How fucked is your app?
Free, no signup. Deterministic checks across security, SEO, performance, accessibility, technical health and production readiness.
LIVE SITE SCAN✷GITHUB CODE SCAN✷SECURITY✷SEO + AEO + GEO✷PERFORMANCE✷ACCESSIBILITY✷PRODUCTION READINESS✷FIND IT. FIX IT. SHIP IT.✷LIVE SITE SCAN✷GITHUB CODE SCAN✷SECURITY✷SEO + AEO + GEO✷PERFORMANCE✷ACCESSIBILITY✷PRODUCTION READINESS✷FIND IT. FIX IT. SHIP IT.✷LIVE SITE SCAN✷GITHUB CODE SCAN✷SECURITY✷SEO + AEO + GEO✷PERFORMANCE✷ACCESSIBILITY✷PRODUCTION READINESS✷FIND IT. FIX IT. SHIP IT.✷LIVE SITE SCAN✷GITHUB CODE SCAN✷SECURITY✷SEO + AEO + GEO✷PERFORMANCE✷ACCESSIBILITY✷PRODUCTION READINESS✷FIND IT. FIX IT. SHIP IT.✷
One brutal preflight
Find. Understand. Fix.
APESHITE is the second set of eyes between an AI-generated build and software that is actually ready for users, search engines, AI answer engines and production.
Security
Check HTTPS, security headers, exposed configuration signals and other observable security weaknesses before they become production problems.
001SEO + AEO + GEO
Audit crawlability, metadata, canonicals, schema, sitemaps, links and the signals that help search engines and AI answer engines understand your site.
002Performance
Catch oversized pages, heavy resources, slow requests and other observable performance problems that make a product feel broken.
003Accessibility
Surface missing labels, alt text, semantic problems and other accessibility issues that can shut real users out.
004Codebase + Repo
Inspect public GitHub repository structure, CI, lockfiles, dependencies, configuration and engineering hygiene.
005Production Readiness
Look for missing tests, weak CI, stale dependencies, missing security policy, incomplete documentation and other ship-readiness signals.
006Prioritized Findings
Turn a wall of warnings into an ordered list showing severity, evidence, why it matters and what to investigate first.
007AI-Build Reality Check
Use APESHITE after an AI builder generates your app because generated code can look finished long before it is ready.
008From prompt to production
Find the shit.
Start with the URL. Go deeper with the repository. Use the report to decide what deserves fixing next.
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Scan the live experience
Drop in a public URL and inspect technical signals, metadata, links, assets, headers and crawlability.
- 02
Scan the code behind it
Submit a public GitHub repository to inspect project structure, CI, lockfiles, dependencies, configuration and engineering hygiene.
- 03
See what actually matters
Organize findings by severity and category so launch blockers rise above noise.
- 04
Fix and re-scan
Use the evidence and recommendations to make changes, then run another scan to see whether the project improved.
The result
See what needs fixing.
APESHITE turns the scan into evidence-backed findings. Critical problems rise to the top instead of getting buried under a giant meaningless score.
APESHITE AUDIT
your-app.com
Public website scan · Evidence collected from the live site
87/ 100
94
Security
2 findings
81
SEO / AEO / GEO
5 findings
88
Performance
3 findings
What is working
HTTPS is enabled, a sitemap is present, and the page has a canonical URL.
Fix first
5 issues need attention before this site gets a clean production-ready score.
No bullshit reporting
Know what is actually broken
APESHITE makes software health obvious: what was checked, what was found, why it matters and what deserves attention next.
REALEvidence first
Every score starts with evidence APESHITE can actually observe.
FREEPublic URL scan
Experience the scanner before creating an account.
100Point score
One simple number makes production health understandable at a glance.
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SECURITY
Find obvious security configuration problems before they become embarrassing.
- 2
SEARCH
See what search engines and AI systems can and cannot understand from the public site.
- 3
SHIP
Turn a technical mess into a prioritized list of things worth fixing first.
Start free. Build from there.
The free scan is the hook.
The public scanner is available now. Paid project workspaces, deeper private-repo analysis, automated remediation and continuous monitoring are part of the product roadmap — not pretend features today.
Coming next
BUILDER
NEXTin development
Saved projects, private repositories, deeper code analysis and scan history.
- Saved projects
- Private GitHub scans
- Scan history + trends
- Deeper code checks
- Fix workflow
- Project health baseline
Roadmap
AGENCY
NEXTin development
Client workspaces, team workflows, branded reports and managed project monitoring.
- Multiple projects
- Client-ready reports
- White-label reporting
- Team access
- Continuous monitoring
- Automated remediation
What is live today: public website scanning and public GitHub repository analysis. Private repositories, saved project workspaces, automated fixes and continuous monitoring are roadmap features and are not represented as active capabilities.
